~bluemartian

Dear Antonio,
I don't know how to say this but I hate you. I think I realized it last night in your van, and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand the garbage-man turns me on. I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your picture as a memory. You should know that I never will forget a new life as a clone.
Your eternal enemy
-Amy-


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The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-

The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other-

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

This thing was soooo much fun to do Many thanks to

SQUWEEEEEEEEEEE! ME gotst a new phone! A Motorola Razor to be exact. That thing is so freakin small it's like i'm not holding anything ! I mock my bro though. He got a crazor and that thing is even smaller...
I wonder how easily I could hide that thing...
make him think it was missing... I'll have to try that.

"Despite the fact that I never belonged in this world, I'm still having trouble leaving it. They say that every atom of your body was once a star. So maybe I'm just going Home."
~Vincent Anton Freeman
Some days i wish i could disappear off the face of the earth. Heck, last night i heard it straight from the mouth of my own mother: "You cannot have the same life as other kids. You have other responsibilities. If you go off and do your own thing, this family will fall apart." People who have known me for years can figure out what i'm saying.
I am pretty much stuck being a second mother to my siblings, and it makes me want to hide in a corner. My dad has NO CLUE how to do what he is. Therefor, i have to do it for him.
So Meg, on the days when you see me first hour and i look like crap, now you know why.

I realize I need to do something, even if it is only a bug. The page is too empty and it's too................. greenish. Only other word I could think of. Might as well coin a phrase while I'm at it.

over the super bowl weekend i had one of the most painful experiences i have ever had. I went snowboarding and in doing so nearly killed myself.
1)The boots were too big and kept stabbing me (minor injury but it still hurt like heck)

2)tumbled down the hill after swerving to miss a noob skier

3)fell on my knee onto a patch of ice that i did not see, and gave myself some very colorful welts

4)my friend kept tally of my wipe- outs: total was 24...

5)succeeded in grinding only to do a belly flop into a snowdrift that i got stuck in

6)went over a jump, landed on back edge, and took out my tail-bone

7)sprayed Jon with snow as i crashed into him... he then made a large snowball and shoved it down my back while i was unconcious

8)hit my head about 5 times or so,each time i was out for at least 30 seconds

9)sprained wrist and pulled a muscle while trying not to die (i think it was too late...)

10)Last but not least, while trying to get off the lift i fell on the ice and hit my head on it. That knocked me out for at least a minute (i couldn't tell... i was out cold...)

I know i did it to myself when i tried to snowboard but heck, it kicked ass!